When it comes, will it come without warning?
Just as I’m picking my nose?
Will it knock on my door in the morning?
Or tread in the bus on my toes?
— W.H. Auden, “O Tell Me the Truth About Love”
“All the same,” said the Scarecrow, “I shall ask for brains instead of a heart; for a fool would not know what to do with a heart if he had one.”
“I shall take the heart,” returned the Tin Woodman; “for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world.”
— The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, L. Frank Baum